CWC, Week 2 2017

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LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WELCOME TO WEEK 2 OF CWC!

WE HAVE 3 first round matches for you tonight. Finishing off the first round ties. In breaking news will revealed to you earlier. Due to President DONALD TRUMPs block of borders. South African born Justin Gabriel has been banned from entry to the country  as he looks too pretty. It may take a week for him to regain his VISA. And as such, his opponent KOTA IBUSHI has been given a first round bye, and will make his way to the second round. Full brackets to be shown at the end of tonights action!

Let’s get the fuck to business.

“BOOM! BOOM! BOOM-BA-BOOM! BOOM!” The show starts with an impressive opening of pyro, before the lights are raised and several sections of the excited crowd are shown waving various signs. The focus then switches to the announce table where Tom Phillips and Corey Graves introduce and hype tonight’s show and a showing of the new Cruiserweight champion Dolph Ziggler. (54)

And who better to kick off the show than with NEW, 2 time WWE Crusierweight Champion. Dolph Ziggler.

“Last week I did the unthinkable, the unimaginable, and the unreal. I pinned Rey Mysterio. 1 2 3, right in the middle of this ring. He’s meant to be a legend, an icon! And he could only hold the title for a measly two days? Well thank god for Dolph Ziggler, You’re welcome Nashville, any time”

I’M THE MAN WITH A PLAN

United States champion Brian Kendrick is here on CWC! He won his first round match last week against Austin Aries (of whom he offended), then last week on Smackdown he got all up in Randy’s face (again, not making friends), and he didn’t exactly get on with AJ Styles and the Bullet Club either. Who knows, maybe this week he’s here to make a pal?

“You are a joke”

(evidently not)

“Dolph. Man, you’re merely keeping that title warm for me. I’m going to win this tournament, and then I’m going to beat you at the Royal Rumble for the Cruiserweight Championship. That’s TWO TITLES AROUND MY WAIST. Then I’m going to win the rumble, main event WrestleMania, and win the WWE Championship. So, I offer you a choice. Hand me that title now and save the embarrassment, or I’ll see you at the rumble”. (78)

Here comes the GM to sort some shit out.

You Won’t have to wait until the Rumble Kendrick. As tomorrow night on SmackDown. It will be Dolph Ziggler vs The Brian Kendrick. And as you’ve talked a big game, you won’t mind the stipulation. The loser will be obliged to DEFEND their title. On each of the remaining 2 weeks of CWC and Smackdown, before the royal rumble. THAT’S A POSSIBLE 4 DEFENCES. So Brian. Bring you’re a game.

A pissed off Kendrick can’t seem to grasp what’s just happened. He turns to face Ziggler. SUPERKICK! Dolphs music plays as Kendrick is left in the ring clutching his US Title.  (72)

First round qualifying match Neville v Chad Gable

In a bout that had sub-par wrestling and little heat, Adrian Neville defeated Chad Gable in 9:07 by pinfall with a 630 Splash.(55)

(That’s a 630 degree splash?!?! Shit me. Also. Nevilles performance was a solid 72.)

Kota Ibushi is walking backstage, turns a corner, and bumps into Christopher Daniels. His opponent tomorrow night. In the first second round match in the CWC number one contender tournament. Christopher Daniels says Kota Ibushi fluked his way through with a first round bye. Kota doesn’t agree. and kicks off. so they start arguing. After some heated words, Christopher Daniels says he’ll see him tomorrow night.. (53)

A video airs hyping AJ Styles, Karl Anderson, and Luke Gallows. The Bullet Club. (68)

First round qualifying match Kalisto v Paul London

In a bout that had decent wrestling but didn’t have much heat, Kalisto defeated Paul London in 9:04 by pinfall with a Samuray Kick. (60)

(London letting me down there in rating terms)

 

A video plays hyping the future NWA title match between Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton.(70)

MAIN EVENT. 

Annnnnnnnnd… 

FUCKING. OOSH. 

Xavier woods beat the perfect 10 by pinfall with a flying knee in 9:45. 

Second round brackets. Half one.

AJ Syles v Brian Kendrick

Neville v Kalisto.

Second round brackets. Half two.

Kota Ibushi v Christopher Daniels

Tyler Breeze v Xavier Woods

Smackdown tomorrow night we have that huge stipulation match between Brian Kendrick and Dolph Ziggler. We get AJ Styles v Randy Orton after last week. and Kota Ibushi v Christopher Daniels! You tuning?

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