Tom Phillips – “Ladies and Gentleman we welcome you live to the hottest hour on television. CWC!”
Graves – “And once again Tom, we’re pulling it out of the bag. Because WHAT a main event we have. As part of the Smackdown 33, on the road to Wrestlemania 33 celebrations… Crusierweight champion Dolph Ziggler will be defending his title tonight, against two men who possibly have his number, Kota Ibushi AND Austin Aries.”
Tom Phillips – “Also tonight, as per general manager Jim Ross. Tyler Breeze, who picked up a big win for his team last week on Smackdown, will face the man he pinned. Adrian Neville.”
Graves – “And you have to wonder Tom, will the winner of the match put themselves into contention for a shot at the winner of the main event here tonight? Will they be in line to go to Wrestlemania?!?! Who knows!”
Tom Phillips – “You’re right Corey. In fact, athe only thing we do know right now is that , during Wrestle mania season, Every win is important.”
Graves – “And here is a man that knows it. Cody Rhodes! The man is 2 for 0 right now in the cruiserweight division, with wins over Tyson Kidd and The Brian Kendrick”.
And has it happens. He’s not alone. Fellow Bullet Club member, fellow elimination chamber competitor, and finalist in the CWC number one contender tournament. AJ Styles. follows Cody down after his music ends.
The Club member stand side by side in the ring…
Cody – “Ladies and Gentleman… welcome to… CRUISERWEIGHT CENTRAL. THE hottest show on television, and just another brand that The Bullet Club are soon to conquer”.
AJ – “Yeah, that’s right Cody. Performances from guys such as myself, have helped put this place on the map. And in just over a week at The Elimination Chamber, it’s brightest and whitest export. AJ STYLES. Will win the WWE Championship inside the most brutal structure in this companies history.”
Cody – “And if you don’t AJ, then the son of a plumber, The American nightmare, CODY RHODES. Will”
AJ – “But. I will. Cody. So long as we remember our roles here. If we do. Then I will go to where I am destined to be. The main event of Wrestlemania 33!!”
Cody – “Wait..wait wait wait. Remember our roles? Well, While you try and figure out what roles they are. You can stand at ringside and watch me in my role. As the most dominant man on this show”.
Ladies and Gentleman. It’s been a few months. But Rich Swann is here on CWC!
Phillips – “Will a reinvigorated Swann end Cody’s short winning streak here on CWC?”
In the closing stages of the match. Swann and Rhodes find themselves outside the ring. AJ gets in Swann’s face, But Swann doesn’t take the bait. Cody appears from behind him and pushes him into AJ. AJ is floored and Swann is dazed. Rhodes slings the groggy Swann into the ring, then hits Cross Rhodes for the win.
Graves – “3 and 0 for The American nightmare on CWC!”
Post match. AJ squares up to Cody in the middle of the ring after intentionally using him as a means to win the match. They lock eyes, and tease dissent. But then AJ catches the eye of the Wrestlemania sign hanging from the roof. Cody turns to see it as well. AJ slowly raises his hand for the Too Sweat hand gesture. Cody reciprocates.
Graves – “Both men know, that The Elimination Chamber and Wrestlemania are more important than any Bullet Club positioning squabble.”
Backstage. Dolph Ziggler gives a promo telling us how he’s going to retain the Crusierweight championship tonight. The interviewer asks him if his mentality is right, considering he’s lost his last two singles matches against Kota Ibushi and Austin Aries. Dolph snarls at the poor girl. And tells her she has no idea what she’s talking about. He then storms out. Title in tow.
Things are about to get a lot more fabulous……………….
Tyler Breeze has arrived for his match against the man he pinned in 6 man tag action last week on Smackdown. Adrian Neville!
Tyler Breeze goes for his new finisher that he debuted on Smackdown this week, The Fashion Driver. He lifts and bounces Neville’s midsection off the top rope. He goes to bring him down for the Falcon Arrow finish..
Graves – “Here it comes. FASHION DRIVER”
Tom Phillips – “No no no. Neville somehow hooks his arm around Tyler’s standing leg on the way down. Small Package!!”
Neville has won it!
Graves – “Sometimes you need a win, by any means. Adrian Neville has done that tonight. It was slightly messy. He didn’t get to hit his big moves, but he’s pulled it out of the bag. He can watch the main event now with a smile on his face”
Backstage. Kota Ibushi has a similar promo to the one Dolph had before. He says he’s been screwed twice out of his championship matches, But with Jack Swagger banned. This match is his to lose. He’s going to do Japan proud.
HERE. WE. GO
One sly veteren, makes hiss way to the ring first. He says he wasn’t found backstage before this match to give a promo. Because he only has one sentance to say. “I.. AM..THE..GREATEST..MAN..ALIVE. And I’m only one tapout away from proving it.”
One plucky underdog
And one show off. The Cruiserweight Champion. Dolph. Ziggler.
Graves – “THESE TYPES OF MATHCES CAN ONLY BE FOUND ON ONE SHOW. THE ONE SHOW FOR EXCITEMENT. THE ONE SHOW FOR NEW STARS. THE ONE SHOW FOR THE BEST WRESTLING TODAY. CWC!”
Introducing first, the challengers, from Milwaukee Wisconsin, weighing in at 202 pounds. He is The Greatest Man That Ever Lived. Austin. Ariiiieeeees.
From Aira, Kagoshima Japan, he is weighing in, at 189 pounds. Kota IIIIIIIBUUUSHHHIIIIIII
And the Champion, residing in Hollywood California, Weighing in at 204 pounds. HE, is the WWE Cruiserweight champion… DOLPH ZIGGLER.
And there we have it folks
The match begins with opposing chants from across the crowd. Each of the three men have an obvious following. Dolph tries to hit an early superkick but gets dispensed over the top rope quite quickly. Kota and Austin stand in the ring and stare eachother down….
We get some strong ground game from each man. Kota keeps flipping around but Austin is only ever one step behind. Dolph continues to try and get involved, but keeps comically getting thrown out the ring.
Corey Graves – “I don’t think Dolph has hit a single move yet Tom!!
Dolph finally gets into the ring. He hits a snap suplex on each man after they’ve tired themselves out on eachother. he walks smugly around the ring, but quickly pays for his transgressions with a straight head butt from Aries. Dolph goes to one knee, and takes a shining wizard. And then a patented Pendulum Elbow From The Greatest Man That Ever Lived.
Kota hits a tope rope hurricarana on Aries….
After the pendulum elbow, Zigglers clutched over in a ball. Kota grabs him in an awkward looking full nelson position.
Tom Phillips – “What on earth is this?”
Graves – “OH MY GOD. PHOENIX-PLEX.”
AND ARIES ARRIVES TO BREAK THE HOLD! He flips Ibushi onto his stomach.
Graves – “LAST CHANCE!!!! LAST CHANCERY!!”
Battle of the bridges!!
Kota can’t get to the ropes… he’s thinking about it!
SUPERKICK BY DOLPH TO KOTA. Kota is out of it in the middle of the ring. He can’t tap because he’s seeing stars. Aries is forced to break the hold. He ducks a left from Ziggler, and hits some furious strikes to the midsection. He goes for the rebound spinning elbow. Dolph ducks….
But KOTA IS THERE AGAIN! He’s just found enough to stop Ziggler getting the three.
All three men stagger to there feet in their respective corners. All of them have put in a shift. we’ve been going for 15 minutes now and it’s been all action.
All 3 come tentatively closer to eachother in the centre of the ring. One poor move here and it’s over…. Aries raises both hands, the other two follow and we enter a 3 way hand lock… There is some jostling and some writhing… But eventually both Dolph and Kota front flip out of the lock, and behind Aries.
TANDEM SUPERKICKS! ARIES ROLLS OUT OF THE RING.
Dolph has loaded a second one up. HE AIMS
AND HE MISSES
IBUSHI DUCKS. He’s now behind Ziggler. He puts his head between Zigglers legs and gets him up in the electric chair position. He then spins him round. SPINOUT POWERBOMB!
TOP ROPE. SPRINGBOARD
GOLDEN STAR PRESS
Announcer – THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH. AND NEEEEEEEEEW. WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION. KOTA. IBUUUUUSHHIII.
Kota Ibushi has won the WWE Cruiserweight championship. and he has immediately been joined by his friend and tag team partner, Adrian Neville. They embrace as Kota has the title in his hand. Today is truly a day for celebration, as the WWE’s most promising talent has….
WHAT THE HELL.
JACK SWAGGER IS HERE.
Jack appears behind Kota and Neville. Double Clothesline! The boos ring around the arena. The crowd hasn’t even been able to properly drink in Kota Ibushi’s victory yet… Dolph is back to his feet and he is seething. He pummels Ibushi into the mat. Unrelenting in his anger. Jack grabs Adrian Neville around the waist. Gutwrench powerbomb!
And they’re not over. Jack goes out to the ringside, he goes under the ring to grab a table. which he promptly sets up in the ring. Aries has come to but has done the sensible thing and walked up the ramp. Neville gets to his feet but gets hit with a Zig Zag for his troubles. Swagger then holds Kota ibushi up as Dolph Ziggler puts on Kota Ibushi’s new Cruiserweight championship on around his waist.
Dolph screams – “Yeah, you enjoy this champ, enjoy this while you can, because I am going to shove everything you have down your throat”. He then slaps him in the face as he calls for Jack Swagger to raise him up on his shoulders in the doomsday position, just next to the set up table… Dolph climbs to the top turnbuckle…
DOOMSDAY JUMPING DDT. THROUGH THE FECKING TABLE.
(You can imagine the impact similiar to the one Sabu did to Rey Mysterio. Just google DDT through a table)
Tom and Graves – “Ladies and gentleman, we are speechless, sickened, and sorry for what has happened here tonight. Kota Ibushi is your new Cruiserweight champion, but thanks to Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler, who have nothing left to lose now seeing as Dolph has no title that can be stripped away. He has been made a martyr before he can even wear his crown”.
See you for Smackdown 33!